"Markus, yer ally for Alia's"

I’d be “ALIA” if I told you I’ve tried one of “JOURNEY’S” hand crafted sticks, no pun intended, but the ones I’ve witnessed (by being dropped in on) in the water are nothing but the finest quality hand crafted sleds in town…
From the “Fins” to the “Simmons”, “Alias” to the “Long Guns” Markus puts 100% of his blood, sweet and tears into his crafts, or in laymen’s terms… “There 100% Hand crafted Sucka!”
So if yer adamant about “Eco-Friendly” sliding devices, Markus and the “Journey” crew have there calloused hands out and ready to say “Hello”…